American Idol and Other Stuff

“A man’s greatest work is to break his enemies, to drive them before him, to take from them all the things that have been theirs, to hear the weeping of those who cherished them.”-GENGHIS KHAN

With that we begin today’s wonderful entry…What a day what a day what a day. Work, Fixin the Bumber’s PC, Dinner with Turbo and Firehouse, and finally back at home. Very tired I am and tommrow is my final day of work I also have a dentist appointment. I am telling you this because? I don’t know…

Friday I have to take the Infiniti I30 in for a recall. Now that I’m 21 I get a “loaner” car from them for the day and it just so happens that i have Friday off 😀 So we’ll see what wonderful car Circle Infiniti bestows on me…will it be the new M45? the new I35? the New G35? a Q45? a QX4? WHO KNOWS! But you can bet i will have pictures and a story to tell.

American Idol really pissed me off and not because its a reality show but because of the egocentric, idiotic, and lack of common sense our society has. Here is my beef: We allready had one season of A.I. so people know the level of talent needed to succeed. So then why are people with ZERO talent EVEN WASTING THEIR TIME?!?! Like in Detroit the judges were saying they were having a hard time even finding enough people to send to Hollywood. Why? Because 75% of these no talent ass clows think they’re gonna make it and they sucked up the wristbands from people who might actually have MORE talent then them. And God Bless Simon. Seriously that guy is a god send. If he wasn’t such a dick I don’t think I’d have any respect for that show. We need more Simons in our world to tell these “deer in head lights” idiots that they suck and they’re a waste of time and space. They are wasting the time of these judges who could be seeing better more talented people who deserve more of a shot then YOU. So do me a favor, if you ever think you’re going to try out for some talent reality show or something. Look at yourself and be honest. If the competition is about singing ask yourself: Do animals run away in fear when i sing? Did I actually perform in the choir or plays in school? Does glass break when I sing? and Can I dress myself so I don’t look like a bad extra from a Rick James video? If you answered, NO YES NO YES, then you my friend have my blessing to compete. For more interesting rants on the idiotic “driven” morons of our American society listen to comedian David Cross’ new cd “Shut Up, You Fucking Baby!” He has a wondeful bit about the “Parade” that goes through Hollywood that thinks they’re going to be stars…

Also tonight I figured I’d give you a little update on Operation: Thongback. Today the word has spread more and more about my dream and mission I have. One complaint across the board is the price of the thong. People suck it up and buy the Damn thing, if you can blow 20 fuckin dollars on a freakin eyeliner from the MAC counter or $35 on shit from old navy you allready have in other colors you can spend the $12 fuckin dollars (after shipping) to help me out and make a name for yourself.

In closing I’d like to give the spot light to two ladies:
The first lady is the Screechin’ and Bonin’ chick Alecia Read her stuff shes a smart funny gal. She still hasn’t IMED Me yet 😦 But still check her out…

The second lady is a woman i’ve known my entire life her name is Kristin Lang. Shes a 20 year old student at the Univeristy of Michigan where she is on the figure skating team. Tonight she made the most profound statement that made me feel like my vision is not lost at all…

“I Believe in the Sean Thong”

Thank you all and good night…