Jesus Christ!

Alecia wrote this and I feel it is the funniest thing I’ve read in about 4 years:
“i also wonder if jesus gets tired of talking about his time on earth. people flock to him and ask about being crucified and punished, and he’s just like.. “god (haha), i wish people would just stop bring that up. it was like 2000 years ago, get over it!” i mean it’s probably not the most fond memory of his. i bet he’d rather talk about all the sinners he gets to punish or that massive birthday party he threw a few years back. honestly.”

ABSOLUTE FREAKIN’ GENIUS! This is why I love her…Marry me my dear…