“Nothing says FUN like a drunken Noel Gallagher…”


So if you’re like one of the 100’s of people that have sent me the following IM:
Dear AIM users,
Because of our overloading of our servers, we are being forced to extract our non-active AIM users. Because this is a free service, AOL has exceeded the budget for the AIM service. We are asking that you send this exact message to 20 other AIM users to ensure us that you’re an active AIM user. Our system tracking devise will pick up this message to keep you on our active list. You have 72 hours to complete this task or your service will be cancelled immediately. Starting April 9, 2003, we will be charging a small fee for registering of a screen name for AIM. Thank you for your time and for using AOL or AIM.

Then I have some words for you…YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT! If this half assed hoax of a lie were even the slightest bit true do you honestly think that, AOL, A HUGE GIGANTIC MEDIA CONGLOMERATE, would send out a GOD forsaken CHAIN IM to tell its users of this new policy? DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT? If you do and you did send this idiotic excuse for a thought out to the people on your buddy list, I am willing to bet that 6 years ago you thought that AOL was THE INTERNET. You also probabily still pay out your ass per month and still use AOL as your main ISP. Its people like these AOL users who think and believe every piece of garbage they read on the internet is FACT. You know what? ITS NOT FACT. The internet is a place to obtain A LOT of information but not all of it is gospel. That is why we use what we Logicians call, DEDUCTIVE REASONING to rule out the bullshit. So obviously if you sent this IM around you lack SIMPLE logic and therefore do not deserve the air that me and other people who have SIMPLE LOGIC breathe. We have one person to blame for this, Steve Case. Steve Case, was the fouder and president of AOL for a long time. He is the one man responsible for the “uneducated” internet user that apparently I know about 100 of. By creating this spoon fed, eye candy, japanese anime version of “cyberspace” called AOL he has spawned an army of morons and buffoons that probabily don’t even understand how the things they use online work nor do they even care to find out. It is these same people who call me at my job as soon as the internet goes down here at Rider and make up these bullshit stories about “having to do school work” and all this other shit all because the internet goes out for 5 fucking minutes. I mean if I’m wrong here tell me, but before I go and use a blender I like to know how it operates so that I understand its full fuctionality and capabilities so that I DO NOT CUT MY GOD DAMN HAND OFF. I think people should apply this same logic to the internet and the things they read and discover online. But thats just me. Maybe I’m crazy, maybe retail has made me an ill-tempered old man, or maybe people are just stupid…