IMPOUNDED!

“Thats right folks the first SeanPiotrowski.net car was impounded…”

So its Wednesday Night and Skanko and I are over and Shane’s house watching some Family Guy DVDs. We had a good time then it was time to leave. So we’re sitting out on the driveway while Skanko smokes his cigarette and we’re bullshitting. Skanko finishes and we decide to call it a night. Shane says he has to head to the bank. Now a little background information on Shane and his banking habits. Shane and I are both customers of Soverign Bank. The closest Soverign Bank to our houses is the one in the Pathmark plaza. Its like a 2 minute ride. Shane does not like going here because he has to get out of his car to go to the ATM. I however do not mind it. So where does Shane go you ask? Rt 37 Soverign Bank because they have the drive through ATM. This is probabily about a 5-10 minute trip to the bank depending on traffic. As compared to a 2 minute trip to Pathmark. So Shane begins his journey down RT 37 to the bank. Notices a cop tailing him from the middle lane while Shane was in the left lane. As this cop continues to blantantly let Shane know that he’s pacing him Shane sees a right hand turn at the Pep Boy’s up the road. So he decided to pull his E-brake and turn right at the last minute. As Shane proceeds down this road the cop pulls into the Pep Boy’s Parking Lot and proceeds to follow Shane. Still his lights have not been turned on. Shane barrels down this road blowing through a stop sign and then he sees the cop turn the corner with his lights on. Shane decides enough is enough and pulls over…

The cop approaches Shanes window asking him “DO YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL?!” Shane of course does not want to so he admits his fault in the low speed chase and the cop says he’ll be back. About 10 minutes later Shane sees a tow truck coming down the road and the cop comes and hands Shane 4 tickets. Shane’s car was being impouded. The cop says, “You got someone you can call for a ride?” Of course Shane does…

Its 11:35 PM, I have to be up for work the next morning at 7:30 AM. I’m sitting at my desk working on my interview that you guys just read. Then all of a sudden the Godfather theme starts playing from my phone. (The ringtone for my close friends) I look at my phone and see…”Shane Pajak”. I think to myself what does he want at this late hour. I figured he was going to tell me he was on his way to some girls house for some insane sexual exploits or something. But instead I answer and hear, “Hey can you pick me up?” Me, “Where?” Shane, “Behind IHOP on RT 37 my car just got impounded…” Me, “Ok I’m leaving right now.” So I get in my car and head to IHOP and wait in the parking lot…

About 10 minutes go by and a Dover Twp. Police Car rolls into the parking lot with Shane sitting in the back seat. It was a sight to see and I only wish I had my camera to capture this moment. The guy hands Shane the above documents and he has to get his car the next morning. I drive Shane home and the rest is history…

Funny Side note…Apparently there is a stealing ring going on RT 37. So the cop says to Shane, “You know this communication works both ways Shane…Apparently there has been a lot of theivery going on RT 37 and if you know anything I’d like you to call me. It’ll all be confidental. No one will know it was you.” The cop then proceeds to hand Shane his personal cell phone number. So now Shane Pajak my partner in crime for oh so many years and probabily the most criminal person I’ve ever met is an informant for Dover Twp. Go figure…

Moral of this story is…Don’t put tint on your front windshield and then get into a low speed chase with a cop when he tries to pull you over.

Well thats it for today…I have to get my day started. Next time we’ll have Kenny D’s Two Month Belated 21st Birthday Coverage…

Till next time…”WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF POLICE…”