Shooting Women With Paintball Guns?

Ok so I was conducting my interview with Craig today and we had to cut it short. So I don’t know when I’ll get back to it but I’ll eventually finish it…

I instead draw your attention to the following article shown to me by the Pizza Princess, Marianna. READ THIS BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER OK this is definatly the funniest thing I think I’ve ever read in my entire life. First off I know someone out there is going to bitch about this being degrading to women. ITS FUCKING NOT. They’re the ones who are stupid enough to do it so whatever BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. Only in America could we come up with something like hunting Naked Women with Paintball guns. PURE GENIUS. Would I do it? Hell yea I would and let me pick the girls I’m hunting. I have a few canidates in mind….;-) I know Shane would also love to do this. Oh man I just can’t get over how amazingly classic this is…

Apparently I look “EMO” in the Funcoland Polo shirt welcome graphic. Whatever I just want you all to know that I was not purposefully trying to look EMO I just took a picture and posed and it cut my head off and I thought it looked cool. So I’m not going EMO or anything keep your damn shirts on…

So I figured I’d let you guys in on some upcoming projects that I have planned for the site. We’re gonna round out the week with interviews with Skanko, Firehouse, and Turbo. Also I’m working on re-releasing one of my early films. I’m gonna do a “Special Edition” a la George Lucas with his Star Wars Special Edition movies. Its a film I made in high school and its never been seen by my internet audience. So look for that. I also have some other surprises lined up for you guys so keep checkin back as the movie will be up whenever I can secure a copy of the original and the other stuff will be churned out pretty soon….

I basically just wanted to check in with you guys and let you know that I am still thinking of you all and I don’t want to leave you entertainment-less so I’m gonna go now…

Till next time…”Texas is the reason that the President’s dead…”