I Hate Stephanie

“This is a face you better hope you don’t ever see me make and I’ll tell you why…”

You see I get angry a lot. I have different stages of anger. Most of which these stages do not effect the people around me. But one stage does and you’re looking at it in that picture. You see if I get to that point of anger I get so angry that I’m actually calm. I’m like a time bomb waiting to go off. Its like the eye of a hurricane, calm and pleasant but as the storm moves on the eye goes away and the hurricane unleashes its mighty winds and rain. Thats me. For instance when this picture was taken I was having a bad day. You see I was supposed to hang out with this girl but being the stupid slut that she is, she bailed on me with the lamest excuse in the world so I was allready aggitated. Then we all decided to go to the boardwalk BUT we had to go pick up Stephanie’s boyfriend the Holy Diver. So we drive to his house and Steph says, “Just sit in the car he’ll be right out.” 5 minutes go buy no Diver. I say, “Steph why dont you call him?” Steph, “No he’ll be out soon.” Another 10 minutes go buy, Me: “Steph go ring his doorbell.” Steph:”No he’ll be out soon I dont want to bother his parents.” MY anger meter which was at about a 6 before all this was at an 8 now. 20 more minutes go by, Me: “STEPH GO RING HIS FUCKING DOOR BELL!” Steph: “NO SEAN, he’ll be out soon.” Me: “YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR 35 MINUTES NOW GO RING HIS GOD DAMNED BELL!” Steph doesn’t move. Anger meter reaches about a 9.5. Another 10 minutes goes by, ME: “IF YOU DONT FUCKING CALL HIM RIGHT NOW IM LEAVING” Steph then proceeds to call. Tim comes out. After 45 minutes of sitting in his driveway he comes out. Now I’m at a 10 on the anger scale and the calm has set in. Craig then takes the picture you now see. Tim comes out to the car. First words out of his mouth, “Why didn’t you ring the door bell? I’ve been waiting here for 45 minutes for you guys.” The hurricane has shifted course and the eye is gone welcome the storm. I proceed to lambast Stephanie and completely lose my temper…Everyone laughs including her boyfriend. Then Dave and Tim proceed to make fun of her for being afraid of ringing his doorbell…

Moral of the story: Don’t be gay and not ring anyone’s door bell. Especially your significant other’s and ESPECIALLY when I’m being courteous enough to pick them up for you…

Tommrow or whenever I post next, we’ll have an interview with the Firehouse herself, Stephanie Elise Ullman…

Till next time…”X’ll mark the place…”