I Flip the Fuck Out For No Apparent Reason

I now present to you a post that has been sitting waiting to be finished since Tuesday:

Today someone posted the following comment:
“Hey I am working at metlife and decided to to check out the many online diaries of my close and some not so close friends…I was laughing at the whole is sean an asshole or not debate…but then when i realized this had all occurred in less than a day… i am shocked and impressed and kind of scared by the amount of time you guys put into these things…then again i’m the asshole who reads it all. but anyway sean- i have come to realize that we are both 21, and both often in the lawrenceville area, and yet we have not yet legally drank together…let’s get on that shit…I hope everyone has a pleasant day….adios asshols “

I think its time that I, Sean Robert Piotrowski the First, set the record straight. FIRST AND FOREMOST, http://www.SeanPiotrowski.net is not an “online diary” nor will it ever be. My goal of this website is to entertain MY AUDIENCE. Wether that means I have you download a song, a video, a picture, or I have you read text I am using all forms of Media to entertain YOU. I do not do this website to save my memories and shit. If I did I would archive this stuff. Instead when a visitor comes to my site they see the last 5 posts I have done and nothing else. Visitors also have access to a variety of other ENTERTAINING aspects of my site with the Car Gallery, Desktops for Download, Advice from Shane, and all the other buttons. Most of my posts consist of things that do happen in my life but that is because my life is entertaining and fun. So therefor to entertain YOU I write about my experiences and I comment on them. I do not talk about feelings I have for a girl or bullshit with my family. Nor do I ever post and keep it hidden from viewers like many people do with their own ACTUAL online diaries. There are things I will never write about on here because they do not belong to be viewed by all. I look at this site this way. I am the best story teller I know. Quite frankly I know other people feel that I am the best story teller they know. Because of this I put my stories down in electronic form and post them here for everyone to enjoy. I think if I did have an “online diary” it’d be pretty fuckin boring because no one wants to read about the crap I deal with on a daily basis at work, at my house, or socially. Another thing is I don’t think 6,800 people would come to read a fuckin online journal everyday. I MUST be doing something entertaining and ENJOYABLE if that many people are coming to visit me everyday and let me into their lives. People like Me, Ryan, Trevor, and a few others work too hard everyday in our own lives as it is. But yet we still find time to come home and write and post. We don’t do it like some half assed jerk off who is having problems with his girlfriend who loves his fucking Xanga nor do we just throw shit up for the sake of throwing something up. We think things through, we plan them out, and execute them to the best of our ability. Why? Because like Conan O’Brian and David Letterman we are entertainers who strive to make our audiences smile, laugh, and feel along with us. So if you think this is an online diary…leave. If you think my site is entertaining and enjoyable then let me ask you to stay a while because the best is yet to come…

One thing I like about my site is the comments that go on. They are like a whole other facet of my entertainment hub I have going here. Some of the funniest things I’ve ever read have spawned from the comment sections. It is not uncommon for an entire conversation topic to be discussed in an entire day. This occurs because I have so many visitors who read the site to see what new comments have been posted even after they’ve read my post for the day…

So you’re scared about how much time we all spend with this? How is this different then spending time with a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Or how is this different then a hobby? Quite frankly with the amount of time some people spend with their significant others, the time I spend doing this is nothing compared to that, and is definatly not as lame as spending every waking moment with a boyfriend or girlfriend. What may seem like like hours upon hours to YOU is in actuality probabily an hour possibly two at the most. So to that I say, don’t be a fucking moron…

Ok now that thats out of the way…

Yea so I didn’t post for like a week. I know I suck but this has been a crazy busy week for me. Tonight I was at my school house ripping contact paper off of my walls in preperation for my amazing room I will have up there. I have major plans for it and I will keep you all informed of the progress and decorating plans I have to make the sexiest room in the universe…

Work has begun on my documentary with 1985. This is going to take a long time to complete but once it is done I know you will all enjoy it for all that it is…

Silent Hill 3 has been released and I am excited. Hopefully I will beat it unlike Zelda which I did not finish…

Finally…
On Thursday I kneed my boss in the groin region on purpose. He was being a jerk while I was trying to help the new guy Ryan solve a major problem. So I turned to my left, grabbed him by the shoulders, and kneed him in the thigh region near his balls. It was a summer’s worth of abuse culminating into one catastrophic event. I think I once again proved to my boss that he is my bitch because after I kneed him he said OUCH and cried like a bitch and walked away. I am the supreme power of the OIT universe…

I promise to be more on the ball with my posts from now on. I must go now for I have a trip planned for a little town that goes by the name of…Silent Hill.

Till next time…”Those who were right there got a new kind of fear…”