In the Ghetto

“What is thy bidding my master? HAHA I made this today!”

My left arm is killing me. I just returned from my Trenton home. HAHAHAHA I LIVE IN TRENTON HOLY SHIT THATS SO WEIRD TO SAY! Anyway, I just got back. My left arm kills me, I’m tired, and I have white shit all over me. I finally got all of the vinyl crap off of the walls…

Shane often asks me ‘Sean, why are you friends with girls that you’ll never ever have sex with?’ I finally have an answer for you Shane. I am friends with girls that I’ll never have sex with because I can seduce them into doing manual labor for me. Case in point, Ryan’s girlfriend, Megan, is happily dating Mr. Christie. But yet with a little of this and a little of that I had her sweating like a dog in my Trenton home with a razor blade peeling vinyl off my of my walls for 6 hours for FREE. HAHAHA and the best part is RYAN EVEN HELPED! I hope to soon find a girl to do my laundry and another to cook for me. Then I will have a team of females whom I will never have sex with cooking, cleaning, and doing home improvement for me. Thus freeing up any future girlfriend of mine from ever having to do any of these things. Sometimes I even amaze myself…

Skanko and I are having a heated debate of the financial security of both XM and Sirius. He always defends XM, yet he doesn’t have it, and I always defend Sirius. Little does he know that in the end Sirius will be victorious…

So Phase 1 of my Trenton room renovation is complete. Phase two of plastering the walls begins hopefully tommrow with me and Master P (My father) patching up the walls so that I can begin Phase 3, Painting…

Its been a long and rough day for me so I’m going to settle in and watch a movie. By the way I beat the shopping mall in Silent Hill 3 making my way down to the Subway. We’ll see what it holds for me. Also Ryan has asked me to guest post for him on The Ward. I think he’s trying to win over my support but I will use it as an opportunity to share a story to his audience. Something they’ve never heard or will ever hear again on that site so hopefully I’ll rope them in over to my side…The Dark Side…YOU DON’T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!…

Till next time…”You’re not down with who I am. Look at you now, you’re all in my hands Tonight…”