Oh MADE How I Hate You…

“I’m not crazy. I’m just in touch with insanity…”

A return to Sean…

Today I became enraged with anger and was ready to drive to Toms River and hunt and kill…

You see I was working today doing student support, which requires me to go from room to room in the dorms to solve different student’s computer problems. While in this one girl’s room who had a major problem I noticed she had her TV on and tuned to the usual college girl channel, MTV. It was that show MADE you know the one where they take some kid from NJ and make him into anything he wants to be. Well it just so happened today’s episode took place in GOOD OLD TOMS RIVER AT TOMS RIVER HIGH SCHOOL NORTH! HAHA funny I went there and I live there. Today’s episode: We have fat overweight Jordan who wants to become a Triathlete…

Let me first say that I have never been so embarrased that a person lived in the same town as me. This kid, JORDAN was a fat piece of shit who wined like a little 4 year old girl.
And what was his goal? To be come a Triathlete? GIVE ME A BREAK. This kid did NOT have the determination or the drive to be taken seriously for this. They matched him up with this trainer and the trainer walked out on him like 4 times because of his incessive wining and lack of effort. Oh god he was the worst. Then he would go to places like IHOP on Rt 37, the Old Time Tavern, or the school cafeteria and eat disgustingly gross food in a disgusting obese way. The whole time with his wining and gross eating habits I wanted him to die of a heart attack at age 15 or whatever he was…

I will say there was ONE good part to the whole show. When getting fit for a bike the bicycle lady pulled him aside and gave him some advice. She said, “You’re too overweight, you need this to happen. Don’t cry, Don’t wine, Don’t complain. Just DO IT. Get it OVER WITH.” My only complaint was that she didn’t have enough anger and fire in her voice. Had she been yelling at this fat shit head I think it would have been more effective and better for him in the long run. And more enjoyable for me…

In the end Jordan trained for like 60 or 70 days or something. He ran a triathelon and crap. So in the end they had him run a mile around North’s Track. This was to show his improvement. He ran his mile in the time of 8 minutes and 42 seconds. I was able to run an 8 minute mile in the FREEZING DEAD OF WINTER when they would make us run the mile without even trying. And this kid trained for 70 days and all he could do was 8 minutes and 42 seconds. Sounds like the only thing they MADE Jordan into was a FOOL…

Please do not ever support MTV ever again with your viewing. Please DO NOT WATCH THEIR SHITTY PROGRAMMING!

Till next time…”She is good she is bad no one understands…”

One thought on “Oh MADE How I Hate You…

  1. That lady telling him to “get it over with” is my Mom, the owner of Brielle Cyclery. I remember the day he came in for his bike and the fitting. It’s been so long since the show, hope Jordan is doing well.

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