Britney, Its Over Between Us

“I gave you a chance to back to your old ways…”

Today is going to be a very historic day for me. I am offically denouncing my love for Britney Spears…

Many of you have known for quite sometime for my affinity with the pop tart for many years. In 1999 I fell in love with the little girl from Louisianna with her flat chest and school girl outfit singing ways. Baby One More time was the song that did me in. The first time I saw the video I died and was in love. From then on my little sister and my mother nurtured my love for this Pop music star by surprising me with posters, CDs, DVDs, and calanders. I kept my love for her hidden. I felt like Romeo in Romeo in Juliet, here I was this NOT pop accepting music fan and yet I was deeply infatuated with Miss Spears. It was a forbidden love that would not be accepted by anyone in my social circle. I kept it hidden longer. Then Britney dropped another bomb on me, the Sometimes video with bigger titties. I couldn’t take it anymore I had to let it be known. I went public with my love for Britney. I was laughed at, ridiculed, and outcast. Well not really outcast but I was able to handle all of it. It wasn’t as bad as I thought. It was also at this time that Leigh Hawkins and I came up with a dance to the song Sometimes. Which I still know to this day. Britney continued to milk the Baby One More Time album for many many more months…

Then Opps I Did It Again came out. Such sexy outfits worn by Britney in this one. But she angered me. The astronaut went to the bottom of the ocean and got the Titanic heart for her because he cared about her and all she said was “Aww Thanks.” then took the heart and walked away. This didn’t sit well with me…

And so the downward spiral began…

It was at this point my anger for Britney began to culminate. After this came the super slutty outfits that made no sense, the strip tease, and a barrage of crappy videos. I thought to myself that this was a phase and that she’d go back to her old ways. Mom and Corinne continued to purchase the calander, DVDs, and CDs for that album. I held on. Hoping that one day she’d return to her old ways. Plus I wasn’t really keen on this CD anyway it sucked…

But alas I’m a Slave for You came out. Sluttier then ever Britney was back with sexually charged lyrics and all. The HBO concert was on, I watched with the Family in the basement. To which I said outloud after the “Rain” sequence. “I need a cigarette now.” That didn’t go over too well. This CD was probabily the better of the 3 being that the “beats” were produced by some of the best beat makers in the business. For my birthday I open my birthday card only to find two Britney Spears tickets inside. I, Sean Robert Piotrowski, was offically charting into territory that I had never been before. I was going to a Britney Spears concert. I felt awkward going but I invited a friend, Jenn Smith, along and we went down to A.C. for the show. It was the same one as the one on HBO minus Jon Voight plus O-Town opened for her. They were crappy dancers but their dance moves were hilarious thats how bad they were. It was fun time. Jenn and I enjoyed ourselves. After this Britney put out sluttier videos that have faded into obscurity and don’t matter anymore. She then started opening her mouth about her sex life and stuff and doing lots of interviews. It was at this point I realized how annoying she was when she actually spoke like a human being…

The past year Britney has been on a “break”. She slutted around with Colin Farrel, got her ass eaten out by Fred Durst, and admitted she wasn’t a virgin. This past year has been an eye opener for me. I’ve seen who the real Britney Spears is and that is she is a dirty dirty whore who had her ass eaten out…by Fred Durst. Most of you would say, “Sean why do you hate Britney for being a slut?” I’m sorry I’m not a fan of the sluts. I’ve known many a slut in my day and its just not that fun. As I read all the Page Six stories about her I’ve been on the edge of ridding myself of her for good. Then…

Now I didn’t see it live. But I was able to see video footage of it. Its the most over rated lesbian kiss I’ve ever seen in my life. Now I love lesbian kissing but Madonna, who is an old dirty whore, kissing Britney, who is a young dirty whore, for 1.1 seconds is not woth the attention it deserves. Now when I found this out I knew it was merely a matter of time before Britney put her XXX rated DVD cut of something soon…

Which brings us to today. Today I’m reading my Yahoo! news, like I do 48 times a day, and I read this. In this article Britney really pisses me off. I was seriously about to vomit but then the article closes with the following: ‘Who’s the better kisser? Madonna or actor Colin Farrell? “Oh my gosh!” Spears exclaimed. “They’re both amazing kissers!”‘

Britney pack your bags. You’ve admitted your own sluttyness for all to see in print. I no longer want you associated with me or my last name and therefor at the end of the year your calander will come down and will not be bought for 2004. Nor will I buy another DVD or CD of yours. However, me being the sentimental fool that I am, will leave up my only poster of you in my room. The one of the cute Britney from 1999 that I miss so much. I wish you all the best in your future endevors and I look foward to hearing about your future fuck ups and sluttings around, for they will only solidify the fact that dismissing you as my one and only celebrity cursh was a smart decision…

So now I need a new celebrity. Possible candidates: Hillary Duff, The Olsen Twins, and Rosemond Pike. Thats all I could come up with on my own. Any suggestions?

I feel better now that Britney is gone. She was a dead weight that needed to be let go…

Till next time my friends…”I used to be golden. A saint in a time of sorrow…”

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