Did You Know I Freestyle?

“We’ll destroy this world for you…”WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT A WEEKEND! REWIND CATCH UP! Thursday Shane rolled up here for some Philly Cheese Steak action. Kenny D and Jay Eagan were supposed to join us but Kenny decided he was going to kill Bambi instead. Friday was a low key night. Kay and her friend Kat rolled up to Trenton on their way home for some food. We ate, BSed, and had a grand old time. Saturday night it was 404 Party #3. I made 404’s first batch of Sex Juice. They were not ready for it and its amazingness. It was a huge hit. We also had two kegs. Toms River rolled in to show Rider how we do it in Ocean County. Jay Eagan, Heather, Kristen, Bill Yanetti, Kenny D, Shane Pajak, and Cedric the Entertainer showed everyone how we do it. Some highlights from the party: Bill showing Rider that he can drink and entire flask of SoCo before a person can finish ONE shot of SoCo, Danielle almost getting fought by the Big Tittied Wonder, Me making my 404 Freestyling Debut, Me elbowing some kid and making him spill beer all over him, and Jay Eagan taking my bottle of Johnnie Walker. It was a good party and a lot of fun. Hopefully more of you will come for Party #4. It’ll be in two weeks…

Mr Plotts informed me the other day that Limp Bizkit went from Limp Bizkit to LimpBizkit. Mr. Plotts told me he was angered by “that fucking clown Fred Durst stealing your thunder by making Limp Bizkit one word instead of two”. Just remember flolks the Pioneer of no spaces is me, SeanRobertPiotrowski. Don’t ever forget that. Your devotion to me and my cause Mr. Plotts brings a tear to my eye and makes me raise my fist into the air and pump it to the words LIVE LOVE BURN DIE…

I am upset by the Siegfried and Roy news. I always heard they had a good show and were one of the 3 things I wanted to see while in Vegas if I ever went. The other two being “Elvis” and Wayne Newton. There is something comical about two German Magicians who live together at a “compound” with Tigers. Is it just me or do you agree? Well either way, Roy get better. I want to see you and your magical tigers…

Kay gave me this CD by this band called MUSE. They don’t have any CDs in America. They are amazing. I’m trying to get as many people the CD as possible. Its that good…

This week’s DVDs: The Third Man, Shock Corridor, and The Princess and the Warrior…

I’ll be back again soon, I promise…

Till next time…”You make me sick because I adore you so…”