The News was Crazy Today

“Victory or Vengence?”

So I must say Today was a pretty interesting news day. First we had Arnold win the governor’s election in California. I am curious to see how he does. I am not really familiar with his whole platform or anything but he’s a Republican so chances are I’d like him anyway. But even Republican’s can do things to tick me off…

So apparently the First Lady of Maryland said she wanted to shoot Britney Spears and she’s apologizing for saying it? Do you think anyone would care if she was murdered? HA I know I wouldn’t mind…

“I still feel heartbroken, torn up. The pain is nothing. It is the pain in my heart that really bothers me. I really do miss him, he was like my brother, my best friend. He was my only friend, really”. Sounds to me like someone is really hurt over a recent loss. Could it be a friend, a relative, or even a mentor? Nope definatly isn’t. Thats 31 year-old Antoine Yates talking about his 400 pound Tiger, Ming. You know the guy that had the Tiger and Alligator in his apartment in NYC. I think just for that beautiful quote above he should get to keep his tiger…

Cirque Du So-Crap apparently is starting a circus act centered around sex. Great thats all we need is two silent weird looking french clowns humping each others legs. Save your $100 folks and just go to a strip club…

And finally my favorite piece of news today…

“I’m sure he’s going to make a complete recovery, he’s over the worst. When I went to visit Roy he gave me the victory sign.” THATS RIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS HE GAVE THE VICTORY SIGN! These words today coming from Roy’s “partner” Siegfried. Seriously I hope they make a movie out of this whole ordeal I can just picture the scene in my head it would be amazing. Funny thing is what Siegfriend doesn’t know is that that V didn’t stand for Victory. Oh no my friends that V stood for VENGENCE! Roy Horn will be back and better then ever in his new show ROY HORN: ANIMAL ANNIHILATOR where he beats up the tiger that bit his jugular…

These stories made today such a memorable day…

Till next time…”Who be dippin’ in the Benz with the Spoilers?”