Ballet of Death

“With a loaded gun to your head I can make you say anything…”

I never cease to amaze myself. I’m sippin’ on some of my world famous Sex Juice right now and man is it a good batch. I am also listening to some Oasis which I have not done for a long time. Singing along to Oasis is a favorite pasttime of mine…

Last night I played Designated Driver for my housemates Frank and John. We went to a party at Avalon Run. At this party I saw an old friend, Miss Melanie Vega. While giving her a hard time about how she never communicates with me she said she wanted me to call her. To which I replied, “OK so I’ll give you a call and say ‘Get your ass over here and we’ll do some coke and watch porno.'” She laughed hysterically as most people do when I speak to them and then this kid came out of no where and says, “Yo man you’re into that?” and I said “What watching porno?” and he said “No, Coke.” and I was like “No dude, I was just joking about the coke. Thats all I do is joke about coke because its the funniest thing in the world to me.” To which he said, “Oh too bad cause I coulda hooked you up.” and then he left and everyone in the room was like “OH MY GOD!!!” Then we went to Wendy’s at 1:45 only to find out it was closed and I became irate…

So my movie that I’ve been talking about for a trillion years is beginning to take shape. Today I had a discussion with Turbo about it in which I revealed the major plot points and jist of the story. I will not reveal them to you. But I will tell you that the main character is me, the story involves me going crazy, lots of violence, a tragic love affair, and the title of the movie is going to be, “Sean Piotrowski’s Ballet of Death”

Time to get the party started…

Till next time…”I’m met my maker and made him cry and on my shoulder he asked me why…”