CKY Dance Party

Halloween 2003. A night no one will forget…

First off Mapquest has dicked me over for the last time. They gave me directions to the complete wrong place ever. But anyway after being 10 minutes late to the show we made it to see CKY LIVE FROM HELLVIEW. Me, Turbo, 1985, Mrs.1985, and Mr. Plotts all rolled in style in the I30 to the Electric Factory for this fabulous event. The concert was good. They finally answered my cries for Shock and Terror that I yelled at the past 4 concerts. They finally played it last night. I was super happy about that. Jenn Rivell showed us her titties. I find her so attractive its not even funny. I say this to you as I look at my hand written reciept from her that I still have stuck to my cork board here at home. At the end of the concert they played “Close yet far” and I looked and 1985 and Turbo and I realized something was missing. Our dear Skanko wasn’t with us and I felt the emptiness deep inside me. After the show we blew out of there and headed back to 404 where the real action began…

Upon arriving at 404 1985 said hello to his old friends from Rider, John and Rick, and then we got into costume for the Halloween funness. Turbo donned his Latino Gangster costume, 1985 in his Pregnant Nun costume, and me in my 70’s Track star who loves cigarettes outfit. We completed our outfits with 40s of Steel Reserve, put on the newest episode of South Park, and went to town. Half way through our 40s the fun began. We put on some music and started dancing. As we got shittier and shittier the music got louder and more energified! Special thanks to Turbo’s number one TCNJ brotha Matteyo for spinning the hot beats and downloading cluch songs on demand. As we proceeded to get drunker and drunker house guests showed up. Melanie, Michelle, and Alaska rolled up 3 deep and proceeded to join us in crazy dancing and fuckin’ fun times…

About two hours into our dance party something profound happened. For the first time in two years Stutter Dance happened. A full blown performance that will not be forgotten anytime soon. Complete with spins, jumps, couch standings, and mirrored aviator sunglasses. It blew the socks off Stutter vetrans and rookies alike…

After 4 hours of dance party action we all went to bed. But not before I sat on a couch with a metal bucket on my head…

The next morning we all threw up. We all felt like death. And We All Remembered our night together at 404 Greenway. Mrs. 1985 won’t forget anytime soon for she threw up for the first time in 11 years because of Rider Dance Party action…

I hope to have photos of the nights events up soon so be on the look out for those. It is my sister’s 13th birthday tonight so I have to go partake in the festivities…

Till next time…”Close yet far drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are…”