Latino Thief Pride

Phrase of the day: “SeanPiotrowski, Better then your Boyfriend…”Hellooo Hellooo. I just returned from, “SeanPiotrowski’s Annual Take Stephanie “Firehouse” Ullman Out for Expensive Dinner for Her Birthday” Me, Turbo, and Firehouse went to K.C. Prime where we had the most outrageous dinner. We all had Prime Rib. Firehouse and I had the Seafood Biscue and Turbo had the Crab Cakes. Our waitor was the most amazing waitor ever. He was so professional and amazing at this suggestions and everything he did. I gave him the biggest tip ever. I think we got this amazing waitor because when we walked to the hostess stand I knew the hostess and I said to her, “Jess give us your finest table and waitor for my friend’s 22nd birthday dinner. ” To which she giggled and said, “Follow”. I had some beers and got a bit tipsy with dinner. Afterwards we went to the mall where tipsy funness ensued…

After all the fun at the mall which isn’t really worth repeating here I dropped Turbo and Firehouse off and stopped at my local ShopRite for some supplies. I needed: 2.5 Gallon of Water with Spicket, Shampoo, and Deodorant. I proceeded to gather all of these things and head to the self check out line. I scanned the deodorant. Then placed it in the bag. I scanned the Shampoo. Then Placed it in the bag. Then scanned the Water. Then placed it on the checkout sensor you have to put your scanned items on. I hit the total button and then proceed to take out my $10 bill when i hear, “Excuse me! EXCUSE ME! YOU DIDN’T PAY FOR THAT WATER!” Now I know I paid for the fuckin’ water because I’m looking at my screen and it says 2.5 Gallon Spring Water – Poland Springs $3.96. So I turn to the right and I see this small latino girl heading towards me in her ShopRite smock and she has a look of vendetta on her face. I turn to her and I say, “I paid for the water.” She says “Well its not on my screen” and I say “Well get over here and I show you it on my screen.” She says in a stern attitude, “SHOW ME THEN!” She walks over and I point to it on the screen and say, “Look Right here. Here it is.” She then says, “Oh…” slaps a ShopRite paid sticker on my water and walks away. No apology. No “I’m sorry sir.” No “My mistake”. No Nothing! She just walked the fuck away and didn’t say shit. I completed my transaction grabbed my items and stormed out of ShopRite and as I passed my Latina friend I gave her the LOOK OF DEATH. She then looked away after I made eye contact with her. So basically ShopRite of Ewing if you’re going to fucking call me a “theif” and then you realize you’re wrong about that claim you better fuckin’ apologize. And my little Latina Self Check out monitor if I ever see you again, You will die by my hand…

Enjoy Turbo’s Picture’s from Halloween Dance Party 2003

I bought Batman on DVD. Time to watch…

Till next time…”You are the one and there’s no regrets at all…”