Black Friday Insanity

“Eliza Douchekoosh, I’d be happy to rub there…”

“ORANGE CITY, Fla. – A mob of shoppers rushing for a sale on DVD players trampled the first woman in line and knocked her unconscious as they scrambled for the shelves at a Wal-Mart Supercenter. Patricia VanLester had her eye on a $29 DVD player, but when the siren blared at 6 a.m. Friday announcing the start to the post-Thanksgiving sale, the 41-year-old was knocked to the ground by the frenzy of shoppers behind her…Paramedics called to the store found VanLester unconscious on top of a DVD player, surrounded by shoppers seemingly oblivious to her, said Mark O’Keefe, a spokesman for EVAC Ambulance.”

Thats what I call true dedication to a cause…

Black Friday came and went. My dad was at Best Buy at 6 AM. He is crazy. I got some GameCube games for super cheap. It was much fun…

Till next time…”Its the same old Song…”