New Year’s Recap

“Here I demonstrate why Wooza used to always call me ‘Lurch’ “So New Years was a blast. Had a good time. Many interesting photos so lets get to them:

Here on the left we have our Hostess, Sister In-Law 1985, showing her dog, Duncan, how to properly eat. To our right we have Mrs. 1985 showing us why she was a model for Jerry’s Kids back in the 70’s…

One of the best places to be around me is below my waist line. This picture gives you the sensation as if you were actually below it. Hey since you’re down there… The other picture shows me getting even with Duncan. You see he bit Turbo after Turbo showed him much love and effection all night. So I showed Duncan how I do things. I eat dogs that bite my Turbo…

What you don’t know about 1985 is that he is a sorcerer of fire. On the left he summons his lord and savior, Diablos Keeper of the Unholy Flame. On the right 1985 releases the spirit of Diablos Keeper of the Unholy Flame out of his right nostril as Mrs. 1985 is uncontrolably turned on…

Apparently I felt the need to plug up Turbo’s nose for his own safety. After that I had no choice but to give into the temptation to sample the fruits of Turbo’s nostrils. By the way they were mighty tasty…

At one point in the night Kay tried to scare me with her scariest frog face. You see Kay wants to work in haunted houses as a scare-er. As I am not one to discourage people from pursuing their life long dreams I pretended the best I could to be afraid of her frog face. I think I fooled her. There were treasures to be found on the streets of NYC on New Years. Chad and 1985 found two back packs full of fabulous treasures. That my friends is a story for another time…

This is John Jones. But you can call him Petty Officer Jones. He’s in the Navy. He is as drunk as a sailor, literally. He asked me if I knew his friend Gerard. I said I didn’t. He replied, “Neither do I”. At this point he asked me if I enjoyed Hilary Duff. I said she was a fine lookin’ piece of Jailbait. He told me he would happily go to jail for anything he did to her. After hearing this I realized I was proud to have this man defending me and my country at sea. So to honor Petty Officer Jones I place you upon my great wall of fame, the wall of fame that is SeanPiotrowski.net. Petty Officer Jones I salute you… Well my friends as you can see we all had a good time in NYC. I hope you all had a good time with your respective New Years. Also, Sister In-Law 1985, I did not mean to discourage you with my negative comments about your recent writings. My hope was to encourage you to live a more exciting less married like life. Also add the ass grab into that as well for the Tanquery told me it would be a good idea to do so to help you on your way to a better more exciting tomorrow…

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