Mind Control

Hey look it’s the new year. I can’t believe it. Every year I think it’ll never happen, we’re all gonna die and that’ll be the end of it. And somehow every year I’m dissapointed. You would think somebody would have pushed the button by now, or some crazy terrorist would have made it past a sleeping security guard somewhere and busted out some crazy anthrax. I stopped posting in this diary because I was really counting on terrorism to come through this year so I figured why bother. It’s too bad I’m not a terrorist really, because I have all kinds of crazy ideas they could use. Like strapping bombs to M.C. Hammer, that one’s fool proof. Or I could put thumb tacks on every chair in the county, which may not kill anyone, but it’s a start, and that’s what the terrorist need, is a good start. I’m gonna go deflate all my neighbors car tires, and when I get back I’m gonna redecorate the kitchen. Maybe a nice floral pattern, to compliment the hardwood country cabinets. If you have any beautification suggestions feel free to drop a line. Or even if you have some good terrorism strategies, somebody’s gotta stir something up. It’s like I’m the only one who cares anymore. – Robot Frank Robot Frank I love you so much and its because you always teeter on the brink of insanity. Maybe one day I will give up my life and join your Robot Army to help you on your life mission…ROBOT SUPREMACY!

Well hello everyone. Its 2004 now. Super. SeanPiotrowski.net is kinda down today. Some horrible things have happened recently and I can’t help but feel this way. There is no way around it. I don’t know what to do…

On a more positive note I’ve begun my mind control operation in my bid to take over the world. What is it you ask? Simple:

You see I’ve gotten everyone addicted to the game Amplitude for PS2. Not only does the game give you seizures after 10 minutes of play it also programs your mind to follow my every command. So far 1985 and Skanko have fallen victim to its clutches. They will be my Sargents of Doom. Why? Because they are my first two mind control victims, meaning that they have been exposed longest to my reprogramming process and will make excellent followers. Next on my list, Frank. He bought the game today and will soon also be under my control. It kinda reminds me of that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where everyone on the Enterprise started playing this video game and they all became brain washed except for Wesley Crusher and Ashley Judd (yes THAT Ashley Judd) who had to bring Data back to life so he could invent this special flashing flash light that unbrainwashed everyone. God Damn Star Trek… Britney Spears you are such a retard. I still hate you even though my mom bought me your 2004 Wall calander. DAMN IT I WILL NEVER BREAK FREE OF YOU…

I slept at work today for 4 hours. God I love Help Desk duty…

Emril your Roasted Garlic Sauce is amazing please keep mass producing it for me and John so we may consume it once again…

I have nothing else to share…

Till next time…”This is the end of the world. Its time we saw a miracle come on its time for something biblical…”