Meanwhile Back at 404…

“Talking Gollum Doll You’re the BEST!”So first week back at 404. Its nice to be back. Things go at a very relaxed pace here and I like that. John and I have been hanging out, cooking, watching movies, talking about our movie we’re writing, and just having a good time. Work on the other hand pisses me off. I got shit for rockin’ my Obey sweater to work. You know the one that looks like Freddy Kruger’s sweater. My boss says to me, “You look like shit.” and then proceeded to tell me how I look like a zombie and how he can tell I’m not getting enough sleep. My response to him was, “I don’t give a fuck what you think. You want me to knee you in the balls you fuckin’ pansy?” They finally installed real lighting in my office. You see everyone on my floor has one fluorescent light in their room which has about 3 of those long skinny bulbs in them. How many did I get? Yea I got two sets of those. So that’s 6 bulbs of lighting power. So not only do I have to listen to people complain how I have a better chair and a bigger desk but now you can add I have better lighting. I think its time we add another SeanPiotrowski phrase. The new one, SeanPiotrowski: Has a better office than you. This one goes along with SeanPiotrowski: Better than you boyfriend which is another statement that couldn’t be further then the truth…

This week I topped off the SeanPiotrowski SuperComputer with a 19inch Flat Screen LCD monitor. I’ve seen a lot of LCD’s in my day but this one’s image quality is insane. Shane always told me that CRT (the big tv kinds) are better for games because they don’t ghost the image and what not and he’s right. But not with my monitor. Games look amazing. Plus its black and has built in USB ports. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Also I bought it online so I didn’t see it before I bought it. I went off of a bunch of strong reviews that I had read on it. So really I had no idea how big a 19″ LCD screen was. Yea its fuckin’ gargantuan. So now the only possible things I could buy for my computer are an extra hard drive (which I don’t really need yet) and a DVD burner (which will be the next thing I buy. YEAH FOR TECHNOLOGY… I’m seeing the Pietasters in Philly at the Troc in Feb. Although many of you probably have never heard of them I invite all of you to come drink beer, get sloshed, and enjoy the company of me and the Pietasters. Supposedly they’re recording this concert for a DVD so it’ll be a hot time. Frank is already coming and I suggest you do too. Come on its Beer and SeanPiotrowski what more could you ask for…

I saw The Ultimate Vega(HAHA YOU MADE OUT IN THE CORNER AND WE ALL SAW YOU) this weekend along with her A-Run posse. They actually got me to go to Katmandu. Yea that’s right I finally caved and went. Its not as bad as I thought. Its two very separate sections. Which I can handle. They actually have BODDINGTON’S but you have to drink it straight from the can they don’t pour it out for you. BASTARDS…

Funny story about the cab ride over to Kat. There was a drunk black guy in the backseat with me and John sat in the front. Guy is like, “Shit you guys a’int wearin’ no jackets?” we said Naaa. He thought we were crazy and we were gonna get sick. So I say to the guy, “What are you up to tonight?” and he proceeds to tell me the following: “So I call up my girl and I’m like baby what you doin’ tonight let me come over and see you. Then she proceeds to tell me I’m busy you can’t come over. So I hung up on her called a cab and we’re gonna find out what the fuck she’s busy doin and I’m gonna slap the shit out of her if there is a another nigga up there.” To which I responded, “Only time she should be busy is when shes gettin’ down with you” and he just turns to me and says, “DAMN STRAIGHT MY MAN DAMN STRAIGHT!” when he got out of the cab he proceeded to shake my hand and said, “GOOD LUCK” he was an older black man and he was drunk, so really I don’t know what he was wishing me luck for. But because of him I feel blessed. I’ll be sure to play the lottery this week…

I hope the Eagles lose today just because I hate South Jersey and all of South Jersey are Eagle fans. FUCK YOU SOUTH JERSEY…

Alright gotta head back to Toms River for the usual Sunday routine…

Till next time…”She took my love and then ran around with every single guy in town…”