404 Spring Break & Ripping off Staples

Dave shows us his best Llama face…WOW WOW WOW WOW! Spring Break is here! We had some fun and excitement this week…

Thursday night 404 started its Spring Party Season with a get together. Turbo and Skanko came up to join in the 404 excitement and what a time was had. Jager Bombs were consumed by all of us to start the night off. After about 6 of them I switched to beer. I’ve never been so wired in my entire life. I had so much energy yet I was ripped at the same time. It was rediculous. After all of that I came up with the idea of getting rid of all that old hard liquor thats been in my fridge since September. I took my bottle of jack and two shot glasses and would point to two random people and say, “SHOTS! RIGHT NOW YOU TWO!” Then they would oblige. After the Jack was gone people still wanted more. I grabbed my 151 bottle and then remembered it was flammable. So I came up with the idea of FLAMING SHOTS! So while these shots were on fire people would drink them it was totally rediculous. Rediculous that people were actually doing them while on fire. Later on after 3 kegs were finished, I was out of hard liquor, and the music died down; we ordered lots of Cluck-U, I got into a verbal battle with some stupid slut, and I entertained everyone with the verbal onslaught I gave this whore. Then it was time for bed. I have no idea how I was able to go to sleep but I did and I woke up the next morning for work at 8:30 charged and ready to go. My heart was still racing for the rest of the day…

So I had a big scare this week. Thursday after work I’m sitting in my signature Leather Chair of Doom when all of a sudden….BOOM…the chair is now tilted on its side while I was sitting in it. For the life of me I could not figure out what had happened. The chair also slide all the way down to the lowest hight setting and would not stay at any other height. So I flipped it over to see what was wrong. Well apparently the welding spot where the bottom base piece is welded to the whole where you put the metal wheel and height stick in was broken. Apparently the welding which was a round circle around the circle just gave out and the hole pushed itself in. So my chair of three years, was now broken and unusable. I was deeply upset. Now I had to spend another $100 and something dollars for a new chair. So on Friday I took the chair base off and decided to use the the rest of the chair as a video game chair. That night I went to Staples and looked at chairs. They didn’t really have any chair that was as comfortable as mine or as plush. So I settled on this $80 one and brought it home. I didn’t feel like putting it together that night so I just left it in its box on the coffee table in the family room. Saturday afternoon I decided it was time to put it together. I took out the pieces to assemble the base and realized the piece that was broken on my old chair WAS EXACTLY THE SAME as the one for the new chair! I was like, “I don’t even really like this chair I want my old one still.” So I swapped the piece and stole some screws because I threw some of them out for the old chair. So swapped the pieces, packed the new chair back up, and put the old one back together. WAAAA LAH! I had my old chair back in all of its glory 🙂 I then went back to Staples and returned the chair got my $85 back and I could not have been happier. Staples took the chair back no questions asked and I got all of my money back. So like Jesus, my Chair Rose from the dead on the third day of brokeness…

Yesterday I bought two DVD-Audio discs. One is a Sinatra concert live from the Sands Casino in Vegas and the other was the The Damned Live Anthology. Its amazing to hear ole blue eyes in surround sound singing his heart out. I have yet to listen to the Damned yet but I am sure it is equally as amazing…

I made an amazing Grilled Chicken with a Mushroom and Garlic Sauce and Pene Pasta last night. I am the most amazing chef ever…

I’m gonna go now…

Till next time…”Neat Neat Neat”