Cheeseburgers and Jager Bombs

Mmmm Darth…Hey! New Welcome Screen added to the rotation. Hopefully you’ll get nightmares from it…

What a great past two days. Let me tell you about them…

So Wednesday was my co-worker Joanne’s last day at Rider. It was upsetting to see her go being that her and I had the most in common out of anyone I work with. Last week I told her about Samba De Amigo and she immediately went on Ebay and bought a Maracas set and the Game for $150 within 2 minutes. It was pretty ridiculous. Anyway its sad to see her go. When I came home from work/class the weather was nice, I walked in the front door to find John Sarin cleaning the kitchen, and he looked at me said “You’re Q-in for us. Get ready”. It was music to my ears. So I fired up the grill, got my last Nat Sherman Cigar, made myself a Cocktail (Jager Bomb) and made some cheese burgers. Upon completion of my Cheeseburger making the boys were all satisfied with another successful batch of tasty SeanPiotrowski.net Cheese Burgers. We then all sat around the kitchen talking about various things that made us all laugh hysterically. It was times like those that make livin here at 404 such a delight. After that I had a visit from my old flame Rya. She came up for dinner because she was on break and her boyfriend was up in Hoboken. So it was dinner for 5 last night. What did I make? Only the greatest dinner I’ve ever made in my entire life. Cooked up 4 lbs. of steak marinated in Beer, Rigatoni Fra Diablo (Thanks to the brand new line of Artie Bucco sauces complete with Sopranos logo on the jar), and of course Italian Garlic Herb Bread. Out of this world my friends, out of this world. I also tried a new Beer last night, its called John Courage. Let me tell you, what a mighty fine beer. Can I just say South Park has been amazing these past two episodes…

Today was an interesting one. Forget all the other crap I had before 5 PM and lets go right to the meat of the story. So I had night class tonight at 6:45 PM. So I orchestrated a trip for me and members of my class to go to Happy Hour before night class. Turbo hits me with an IM, “Wanna go buy shoes with me at the outlets?” Being that Turbo and I are the only ones that truly understand each other’s shoe needs I decided I had to go. So I decided I was going to blow off night class and go with Turbo. Got all drunk at Happy Hour, made a pit stop inside Memorial cause I had to pee real bad, and Turbo got me and we embarked on our Shoely journey. About half way there, pretty drunk, I had to pee so horribly bad. So bad infact I told Turbo he might need to pull over suddenly. We only had 4 miles to go Turbo believed in me, he said, “You can do it Piotrowskis!” So I bit down and fired up my piss holding in muscles and grabbed the overhead handle. Turbo raced to the Outlets and I ran out of the car and booked to the bathroom next to the Nike store. I was greeted by a scary redneck janitor in a satin Miami Dolphins jacket. I was going to get raped for sure but I didn’t care I had to pee so horribly bad. I finally releaved myself in the amount of time it took for Turbo to Park the car, walk to the bathroom, and complete pissing himself. Turbo also said he laughed in his car for quite a while as he watched me run to the bathroom. Thats right it was like a 3 minutes piss. It was ridiculous. Turbo also was given a fright by our Ray Finkle fan. We got out of there headed to the Vans store he bought his old school Vans and then me drunk ass and Turbo headed over to the Fossil store to see Turbo’s friend and my future Dance-Off Adversary, Lauren. This was the first time we had seen each other face to face and I was drunk and she had a migrane. Luckily my cooler head prevailed and I was able to keep it down and not inflict more damage to her. I looked at the watches because I wanted to keep my attention on something else and because I wanted to buy a watch. I looked at the entire selection. It sucked. Finally one caught my eye, it had a black leather band and a silver face but the watch face was the Star Wars: Attack of the Clones Logo. Fuck that I said. Kept looking. Oh look i said, black band and silver face. BUT IT HAD THE ATTACK OF THE CLONES LOGO! Kept looking. AGAIN THE SAME WATCH! I thought to myself how many Attack of the Clones watches do they have? Apparently only one. I kept looking at the same one. YEAH TIPSY SEAN GOOD JOB! We headed out after that and Turbo treated me to a glorius Burger King dinner. Then I got heart burn which I haven’t had in over two years and I was home to do P and O Homework and after all of that I was home before anyone in my night class…

Many BBQ’s are to be had in the near future. Keep it tuned to http://www.SeanPiotrowski.net for further info on those and many more end of the year events…

Who can name what is odd about this post? You get a free sticker if you can name it…

I’m getting tired…

Till next time…”Girl you looks good won’t you back that ass up…”