Chris Klein Sucks

I hate Chris Klein even more now…So Friday was a trial run for our big BBQ this Friday. Everything went off without a hitch and it was a big success. Also with 6 hours behind the grill I was able to hone my grilling skills. Making “AMAZING” Chicken Burgers and Cheeseburgers, word spread about their amazingness and people want to eat my “Amazingness”. If I ever opened a Food Eatery I’d call it “SeanPiotrowski’s Grilled Amazingness“…

Saturday I drove BY MYSELF to 1985’s in NYC. I was a pro at it. Fuckin’ ruled the streets of NYC. I rolled into 1985’s dorm and we bullshitted for quite sometime and Mrs. 1985 rolled in. We went and got liquor and then enjoyed a fabulous dinner at the Grand Saloon. After that Me, 1985, and his friend Martin proceeded to drink. I introduced 1985 to Jager-Bombs and we sang various songs including: Cry Me a River, Easy Lover, and Can You Feel the Love Tonight by Elton John; just to name a few. After all of that we went to a party for Mr. and Mrs. 1985’s friend Kristen’s 21st birthday. I almost got killed by a Left-Wing Extremist named Dan for just admitting I was a Republican. But I stood my ground, tried to have an intellegent political conversation, but the kid just made an ass of himself and left. People came up to me and said they were amazed at how well I handled the kids hostility and commended me for my actions. We left after that and went to the diner because we were starving. We ate lots of food and some how talked about Hashish Browns. I paid for our late night snack and we went back to the dorm and hit the hay. The next morning we got lunch and went to Virgin MegaStore and I headed back all by myself and made it home…

So I have now been without cell phone for 3 days. My phone apparently has died. After 6 Tech Support calls, 2 visits to my local Verizon Store, and 1 hour spent at Best Buy I have a new Kyocera 7135 on its way to me in the mail. I did find out though because my phone is a “Mobile Office” phone I get to call a special Tech Support hotline that has Zero waiting. YEAH VERIZON! BOOO TO THE IDIOTS THAT WORK IN THE LAWRENCEVILLE STORE…

While in NYC I found a movie theatre that plays old movies. Today I e-mailed them the following e-mail:
Hello,
Just recently found out about you guys and I cannot wait to check you guys out. I was curious if you had any plans of showing Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo or any other Hitchcock movies any time soon? Any information you can give me would be great.
Thanks,
Sean Piotrowski

Then I got this Response:
Unfortunately, not any time soon. We are planning a Bergman retrospective as well as a retrospective on classic Mexican films.

Can someone please tell me why this lady would think I would give a fuck about classic Mexican films when I was asking about HITCHCOCK?! People please…

Ok I really don’t feel like writing anymore…

Till next time…”Is it worth the Cost?”