Sam’s Club Blows

HAHA Alice on the Brady Bunch just said Octopussies. HAHAHAHA. Anyway I have a short story to tell you…

I have a new enemy and it is Sam’s Club. Today Mr. Plotts accompanied me to his place of Employment to help me purchase items for our BBQ Friday. While there I also picked up the original Dawn of the Dead on DVD and various other food products. After a few hours in the store I go to ring up the items. $120 the bill comes out to be. Naturally I wip out my American Express card. The Lady at the Cash register says “NO We dont take that“. Then I reach for my Visa card, “NO WE DONT TAKE THAT EITHER!” Well what do you take, I ask? “Only Debit cards”. So I bust out my Soverign Bank Debit card, swipe it, and the lady says “It will work”. NOPE IT WAS DENIED! So I bust out the the PAYPAL Mastercard Debit Card. NOPE THAT WAS DENIED TOO! Finally Mr. Plotts came in with his Visa Debit card and saved the day. But my question is WHO THE HELL DOES NOT TAKE A CREDIT CARD AND ONLY DEBIT CARDS!?!?!?! DAMN YOU SAM’S CLUB! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL! YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY BUSINESS EVER AGAIN… Has anyone seen this episode of Full House where John Stamos plays the Greek man named Stavros?? Its absolutley rediculous. There is a Crazy Greek Danceathon, Crazy Greek Fighting, and Crazy Greek Music. It would make 1985 and his family proud. OOOOPA Look for it on Nick at Nite…

I am tired. My weekend begins tomorrow after my night class…

Till next time…”What happens when the shots rings out? Its Called Star Wars…”