Cop Rock and William Hung

My Impression of Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine…

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A DAY! Today I was delirious all day. It was a combination of a few things: Allegra D, Lack of Sleep, Dissatisfaction with my Job, Tired of people bitching to me about their computer problems, and the final thing WILLIAM HUNG’S CD CAME OUT TODAY! You see my Co-Worker Ryan found a link to the entire album on AOL Music so we all started off listening to the sweet sweet sounds of William singing many hits like: Can You Feel the Love Tonight?, Rocket Man, YMCA, and Hotel California just to name a few. Let me tell you its pure gold. Like Gold Gold Gold Gold. So due to this delirium I was extremely out of it, gitty, goofy, and hilarious. Did I mention I also didn’t give a fuck what happened with Rider IT issues today? Yea I was that too…

Lets talk a second about Michael Jackson. Why? Because Thriller just came on. Who is with me on this thought patter: Michael has to be 100% innocent or the Sickest person ever. I mean when the trial comes out I don’t want to hear like he groped a little boy. I want to hear either its all lies OR that he gave a kid Jesus Juice and tried to eat him while he was still alive while at the same time reading the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe to him. I mean I like Michael. OK he’s crazy and eccentric. I’ll admit that. But God Damn he can sing and dance. They should actually turn his trial into that old show that lasted for like two episodes, Cop Rock. You see Cop Rock was like this, imagine an episode of NYPD Blue and Law and Order rolled into one and add singing, dancing, and complete dance routines. That is how the Jackson trial should be. Just picture it: Michael gets up to testify, the Billie Jean beat kicks in, he does some spinnin, a wooo whoooo is let out, and then he starts singing “Little Billy is not my lover. He’s just a boy who claims that I was the one. But the Kid just wants my money…” then he spins around again and throws his hand in the air. Picture it folks. Pure genius…Allright I’ve wasted enough time. Time to watch a movie…

Till next time…”Where did you go to school now thats allright you’re cool…”