Senior Portraits

So here you go. My Senior Portrait. This was taken about two months ago. Notice how I look gigantic and like how I should be a linebacker in the NFL. This is a phenomena I cannot explain. We all know The Rock as gotten a little bigger over the years but do I really look this gigantic? Why don’t you tell me…I just took that photo right now. Do they look anything alike?!?! I think not. But thank you fuckin picture people for making me look like I’m 225 lbs…I am tipsy and tired…

Till next time…”Baby We Better Try & Get It Together…”