La Leche: The Milk

John Stamos: Don’t be upset. You had her for a long time. You’ll get someone hotter next time…

So I missed a week so kill me. RECAP:
Wednesday was a typical day up until Dr. Wallace’s class. There is this annoying girl who many of us do not like very much mostly because she talks all the time to the girl next to her while Dr. Wallace tries to teach. Anyway she was blabbing about something and I made a little comment to just to bust her chops, nothing majorly offensive, or even offensive for that matter and she was like OH MY GOD and flipped out. Everyone was laughing including Dr. Wallace. The girl then proceeded to make a claim that during the last class on Monday I was laughing at her during her presentation. When that couldn’t be further from the truth because I was asleep in class. Dana, President of the College Democrats, backed me up on this. Then the girl proceeded to call me an idiot. Then I “apologized” to her. Dr. Wallace noticed it was an “apology” and called me out on it to which I denied it. The mood was now soured. I left class and went home. I made another amazing dinner. Pasta Fra Diablo with Chicken in a white wine sauce, cooked on the grill of course. It was mighty tasty…

Thursday night, Skanko, Shane, Terrance Clendennin, Kristin Fazio, and GregColeman came up to rock it like a hurricane with me and the rest of 404 at Trenton’s own Sambucca. Was an interesting night filled with Grilling, Cigars, Jagermiester Bottle killing, $50 Cluck-U orders, and much much more. Of course I had Jager bombs when I got home at like 2 AM with Greg and woke up in the morning ready to run a marathon. It was ridiculous…

On Wednesday I received my Dio DVD that was a concert from 1986. He fights a Dragon with a laser sword, makes his famous metal horns a million times in funny poses, does his patented Thumbs up, and various other great hand gestures. All while wearing crazy outfits with his crazy metal band mates on a stage with rocks and robotic knights. I also Netflixed the new Dio DVD from 2002. That came on Friday. Saturday afternoon while sitting in Toms River killing sometime I popped it in and checked it out. It was songs from all aspects of Ronnie Jame’s life and ran about an hour and a half. I watched the entire thing and realized something, Dio is actually really good. I now needed a Dio CD set. Luckily The Dio: Anthology came out last summer. It has songs from his Elf, Rainbow, Black Sabbath, and Dio days on it. The Sabbath and Dio songs rock. I love it. Here is to you Dio…I had a nice weekend with Skanko and Turbo. We Best Buyed it and watched Headbangers Ball because Bleeding Through was on. Hot metal times were had…

Kill Bill Volume 2 Friday. Turbo, Frank, and Shane are coming. It will be an amazing time…

This Friday I go in for my Ear Surgery. Remember when my Eustation tube got fused shut? Well now I’m getting that fixed. This will be my first visit to a hospital, my first surgery, and its all out-patient surgery. I hope I don’t have to wear a stupid hospital gown. I’ll flip if I do. Its a quick procedure. I should be in the door and out on my way home in 2 hours. So we’ll see how I do. I better do well because I have plans to see Kill Bill that night…

Till next time…”It goes on and on and on…HEAVEN AND HELL!”