Communist Russia = NJ

BLAH BLAH BLAG. New Jersey or as I like to call it Communist Russia has undergone some changes in the past two weeks that make me PROUD that my fellow citizens voted Governor McGreevy into office. Starting last Thursday it is now illegal to talk on your cell phone and drive at the same time. And if you’re caught doing this what happens? I heard a $250 fine. So obviously NJ has based this law on the fact that so many car accidents have occured in our state due to cell phone usage. HAHA No. The state admits that there is not enough sufficent evidence that suggests that there is even a corolation. Thank you NJ for limiting my freedoms. Communist Change #2 is the new Millionaire Tax. Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year has to pay something like 40-45% of that in taxes. There is also a segment of this law for businesses too. Well all the rich people will now be moving out of NJ and also the businesses will probabily migrate over to PA which will make our wonderful NJ economy even STRONGER! And by Stronger I mean weak like a starving Olsen twin. People want to talk about GETTING SOMEONE OUT OF OFFICE James McGreevy is your perfect candidate for that…

So to combat this new bullshit Cellphone law I’ve allready purchased my handsfree kit for my fabulous techno phone…

Last night Crystal and I watched the episode of South Park where Cartman’s Dawson’s Creek Trapper Keeper attempts to take over the world. I couldn’t help but see the similarities between Cartman’s amazingly technology laden trapper keeper and my phone and Cartman’s obsession with Technology with my own. What am I trying to say? My phone is going to take over the world and absorb me into a gelatenious blob that will overthrow the earth. BEWARE…

4th of July Weekend was somewhat productive. Crystal and I did a lot of shopping for our Disney World trip this week. I bought a yellow rain slicker because no one wears them anymore and I secretly have always wanted to be a Gorton’s Fisherman. FISHSTICKS MOTHER FUCKER! So anyway Crystal and I are meeting my parents and sister in Disney World on Thursday and staying till Monday. I will be kicking Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee’s ass again and hoping to rock out with Figment and the Dream Master. Apparently Great Adventure no longer offers reduced admission after 4 PM anymore. Cock suckers. So you can expect lots and lots of pictures and stories from Disney…And now pictures of my APT:
404 Retrospective Movie coming soon I promise…

Till next time…”I’d really like to help you mam I’d really like to help you…”