Election 2004 Results

Where is my beer?

Election Night is over! I am happy!

Winners

President Bush – Yes I love him. Yes he has his flaws. Yes I don’t agree with him 100% But I love the man to death…


John McCain – I don’t trust you McCain. Just keep your ass in Arizona and we won’t have a problem. Run for President again and I’ll make sure you never get the nomination…


The United States of America – Winners because it will be safe for another 4 years.

Losers

John Kerry – Your face is rotting off of your skull! See what happens when you try to turn America into New France??? YOU LOSE…


Tom Daschle – HAHAHAHAH YOU LOST! You’re the Anti-Christ. You disagree just to disagree. Your reign of retardedness is over and America is better off without you!


The State of New Jersey – You picked a loser. You dissapoint me. Maybe we can pick a good Governor next year? MAYBE!?!?


John Edwards – So you gave up your Senate seat because you thought you’d be VP. HA! Well at least with all of the free time you will have now that you’re OUT OF A JOB you can continue your never ending quest to become a living Ken doll…

If you voted yesterday I thank you. Even if you voted for Kerry, I still thank you. You did your civic duty and for that you participated in the process. Keep up the good work.

I won a case of Boddington’s. Should I take a bath in it? Or would some of you Bush supporters like to come drink some with me…

Till next time…”Hail the the Cheif…”