SEIZURE ROBOTS ATTACK

WORK! = MY LIFE

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EVERYBODY DISCO DANCING! LOOK AT BEAR WHY DOES HE DRIVE THE FUNNY CAR? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! LOOK AT THE MONKEYS POOP IN VAN! HAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOK YOU!

Insanity is a wonderful thing. Luckily I have the company of Jabba the Hutt, Master Chief, Solidus Snake, Lando Calrissian, Darth Vader, and the Emperor…


Project Runway you have sucked me in! CURSE YOU TELEVISION! How is it that your magical powers of Fashion, Homosexual catty men, Heidi Klum, and that DAMN WENDY PEPPER were able to snare me in your web of decit and lies? Luckily there is only one episode left THANK HEAVENS! Too bad Nora and her Mullet Hawk got kicked off and not that Damn Wendy Pepper. Mullet Hawk looks like she has Pony Hair your thoughts…

Dane Cook was in Toms River? Big deal. I saw him before he was big, POSERS…HA!


The hot new shit for men that I know are Xmods. IF you have a penis and I know you, you have no choice but to shell out $50+ dollars for one and parts so that you can waste more money racing them in the basement of my home, illegal Vin Diesel live my life a quarter mile at a time style! WOOOOOOOOOOO! I NEED NOS I NEED NOS…

I feel like doing some karate kicks now…

Till next time…”You got me jerkin’ back and forth…”