Astrology with the Celebrities (Homo Edition)

I said we were going to get Gay...

So remember the other day how I wrote about my compatablity with women celebrities? So I did it for men too. These are my results:

Adam Brody
Adam Brody
Love Meter: Warm Fuzzies
Initially, your magnetic sexuality attracts him. Until he senses that you want to possess him mind, body, and soul. It looks good on the surface: he is delightfully optimistic and fun, a breath of fresh air for your brooding emotional intensity; you both share a passion living life with gusto. But you’re craving a depth and bonding he’s unable to appreciate. A satisfying one night stand.

Benjamin McKenzie
Benjamin McKenzie
Love Meter: Call the Firehouse!!
This smarty-pants has got your number! Few can hold your voracious physical and mental appetite like he can. You make love with your body and mind, with a desire to penetrate to the heart of the matter; he has the mental fortitude. Your appetites can be your downfall; he starts a captivating conversation about the health benefits of juicing while his body language suggests there’s more to explore. How alluring for you.

Billy Zane
Billy Zane
Love Meter: Call the Firehouse!!
You two should be attached at the hip. Your love comes with strings attached, which is just great for him. His insecurity, his desire to be dominated are complemented by your powerful, often controlling personality. He is ravished, adored, and thrilled with your steamy sensuality and his devoted adoration quells your possessive streak. With him, you take journeys of the mind, body, and spirit. This tasty love morsel both mystifies and tantalizes.

Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson
Love Meter: Call the Firehouse!!
Your animal instinct for passionate lovers has again served you well. He is like the hottest ember, well disguised beneath the smoldering gray coals. Your intelligence, powerful inner reserve, and distaste for the superficial allow his doubtful nature to trust you. Your possessiveness makes him feel special and his executive ability spurs you on to greater achievements. His ambitions are nicely matched to your own, as are his sexual and physical stamina.

Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods
Love Meter: Call the Firehouse!!
Your animal instinct for passionate lovers has again served you well. He is like the hottest ember, well disguised beneath the smoldering gray coals. Your intelligence, powerful inner reserve, and distaste for the superficial allow his doubtful nature to trust you. Your possessiveness makes him feel special and his executive ability spurs you on to greater achievements. His ambitions are nicely matched to your own, as are his sexual and physical stamina.

Turbo
Turbo
Love Meter: Call the Firehouse!!
This hot couple has the run of the house. He is your steamy partner in crime, a love-junkie looking for her daily fix of you! Your rivers run deep, you live with an intensity that she understands. You feel your intuitive connection; his need for security and bonding reassures your jealous nature. You both crave a full-hearted love affair, and this promise is delivered with a sexy kiss.

Skanko
Skanko
Love Meter: Hot Tamales!
Opposites attract! He is cute to your sexy, sweet to your bitter, stable earth for your torrential downpours. You keep him on his toes – trying to figure out your next move is a challenge. He sees himself as simple, but your rivers run deep. Your physical magnetism takes him to mysteries he’s never been before; he is your rock, the safe harbor you seek. Watch your jealousy, you’re a born flirt and he is possessively loyal!

1985
1985
Love Meter: Hot Tamales!
Opposites attract! He is cute to your sexy, sweet to your bitter, stable earth for your torrential downpours. You keep him on his toes – trying to figure out your next move is a challenge. He sees himself as simple, but your rivers run deep. Your physical magnetism takes him to mysteries he’s never been before; he is your rock, the safe harbor you seek. Watch your jealousy, you’re a born flirt and he is possessively loyal!

GregColeman
GregColeman
Love Meter: Call the Firehouse!!
You two should be attached at the hip. Your love comes with strings attached, which is just great for him. His insecurity, his desire to be dominated are complemented by your powerful, often controlling personality. He is ravished, adored, and thrilled with your steamy sensuality and his devoted adoration quells your possessive streak. With him, you take journeys of the mind, body, and spirit. This tasty love morsel both mystifies and tantalizes.

So there you go. I’m gonna stop there before this gets anyworse…

Till next time… “Girl You Know its True…”

3 thoughts on “Astrology with the Celebrities (Homo Edition)

  1. i always knew you were trying to fuck me.
    just be gentle, and don’t forget to lick the taint.

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