An Open Letter to Pennsylvania

Dear Pennsylvania,
I would like to tell you how much you irritate me. Today while attempting to follow directions from Google Maps to one of your Train stations I ended up getting lost in your God-forsaken state for over 90 minutes. This all because you cannot maintain power on your Regional Rail system. If you spent more money putting proper signage for your roads and more money on maintaining your railways maybe us superior New Jersians would not have to spend more time then we have to on your lands. Its not everyday I find myself at wits end or on the brink of absolute madness but today I found myself there all because of you. I hope you think about these words carefully and make strides to improve your state to a level slightly better then your current 3rd World status. If you need and additional suggestions or complaints please don’t hesitate to let me know.

Yours truly,