About three years ago I wrote a tribute to Rocky 4. Some asshole just discovered it and felt like calling me out on it. Here is what he said:
“You may be the most unintelligent person that I’ve ever seen critique a movie. Only a complete idiot could post a tribute to Rocky IV, and actually believe that Rocky wasn’t the best character! That may be the stupidest thing I’ve ever read, oh but the soundtrack is the greatest character right? Wrong, Rocky is one of the best characters of this or any century and you write this pathetic tribute to probably the best movie ever made, but while doing so… You ignorantly and inadvertanly bashed this spectacular movie. This was such a poor tribute that I regret ever stumbling onto it. It was so terrible that I couldn’t even get through the entire thing! Your terrible writing and continuous praise of the soundtrack as the “best” character made me sick to my stomach. But the worst part of this whole terrible little site that you control, is that you have a retarded following of drones whose biggest concern with your blasphemy is that you didn’t mention the robot! Or some idiot that thinks his dad looked like rocky in the 80’s You should all be ashamed of yourselves and please kindly remove yourselves from civilization, to further prevent the spread of people with IQ’s less than zero.
– RealMovieCritic August 1st, 2008 at 3:18 pm
This is pretty much the greatest comment I’ve ever gotten on so many different levels…